Friday, September 08, 2006

Tom Cruise created a Suri decoy doll

Tom Cruise has revealed that he had a 'decoy' baby Suri to trick the media. The 'Mission: Impossible III' actor says that in efforts to protect his infant daughter from the media, he had a doll made to resemble baby Suri, according to reports.

Not only did Cruise and Holmes keep the baby from the media for several months, but they actually had a doll created to be a 'Suri decoy'!

Meanwhile, Katie Holmes has revealed that all the terrible rumors about her young daughter Suri are "heartbreaking".

source: Post Chronicle

Just don't even get me started on how creepy this all is. Can someone say W-I-G??

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Scientologist John Travolta is Gay

This is old news, but for posterity I had to post it for my conspiracy readers.

John steals a smootch from an unidentified friend before the pair boarded Travolta`s personal 707 airplane together, in Hamilton, Ontario.
He is in Toronto working for his role as "big mamma", in the new film adaptation of "Hairspray".

source: National Enquirer via Oh No They Didn't

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Harrasement and Unlawful Acts by Airport Security

I just came across this story by Nicholas Monahan about a terrible instance he had with his pregnant wife at the Portland Airport...her breasts were touched, she was forced to lift up her shirt in front of everyone, he was thrown in a cell and almost charged with a felony for getting angry that the security guard touched her breasts. You have to read it to believe it.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Hillary Clinton Topless

This is just so wrong on so many levels. At least it's being properly displayed at the Museum of Sex...anywhere else would be a giant finger to the art world.

via PerezHilton

Pictures of Suri / Staged Pictures of Suri

Sorry for the long break kids - even Conspiracy Theorists just need to enjoy the sunshine for a bit.


X17 has let the cat out of the bag, so to speak, and release "pictures" of "Katie Holmes & Suri Cruise" looking desperate and to escape the Scientology dungeon. Are they real? Are they staged?
Who can say anymore...but they're certainly spooky.

via Celebrity Terrorist

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Celebrity Freemasons & Kabbalahists

Guy Richie – husband to Kabbalah cheerleader Esther / Maddona has announced his plans for a plans for a documentary about Kabbalah – with references to Albert Pike’s 1871 book “Morals & Dogma” which draws parallels between Freemasonry & Kabbalah.

Here is a quote from Albert Pike’s book:
All the truely dogmatic religions have issued from the Kabbalah and return to it: everything scientific and grand in the religious dreams of the Illuminati, Jacob Boehme, Swedenborg, Saint-Martin, and others, is borrowed from Kabbalah, all the Masonic associations owe to it their secrets and their symbols.
- Sovereign Grand Commander Albert Pike 33°
Morals and Dogma, page 744

Here are just a few famous Hollywood Celebrity Freemasons [via]:
Gene Autry
Irving Berlin
Ernest Borgnine
Nat King Cole
Clark Gable
Michael Richards (Kramer)
Peter Sellers
John Wayne
Richard Pryor

Discrepancy on Suri Cruise Birth Certificate - Nurse's License Number is Invalid

From the intrepid reporters at TMZ:

The same nurse who signed the birth certificate for Tom Cruise's daughter Suri also signed the birth certificate for Brooke Shields' daughter Grier, but there's an interesting discrepancy.

Both babies were born on April 18 at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica. Anne Heffernan is the registered nurse who signed both birth certificates. As TMZ reported Monday, Heffernan, who never saw Suri, signed her birth certificate. A hospital rep says Heffernan is authorized to sign when a doctor is not available.

On the Suri Cruise certificate [link to PDF of certificate], Heffernan's license number is G48079. On the Grier Henchy certificate [link to PDF of certificate], Heffernan's license number is different -- G068399. TMZ checked with the California Board of Registered Nursing and we were told Heffernan's license number didn't match either of the birth certificates. A Board rep told TMZ Hefferman's license number is 317058.

And it gets more interesting. The Board of Registered Nursing told TMZ the license number on Grier's certificate comes back to a Dorothy Rork. The license number on Suri's birth certificate is a mystery. There is no name attached to that license number.

By the way, unlike Suri's birth certificate, Brooke Shields signed the one for her daughter. Someone listed as "Friend" signed the certificate for Suri.

Also, the hospital's policy is to file birth certificates with L.A. County within 10 days of birth. In the case of Suri, it took 20 days to file, in part because the "friend" didn't sign for 16 days. In Grier's case, Brooke herself signed two days after her birth and the certificate was filed nine days after the baby was born.

TMZ placed multiple calls to St. John's. So far, no comment.

Be sure to click these links (will open in pdf) so you can really get a good look at these birth certificates:

Suri Certificate / Grier Certificate

There are updates on the TMZ report page, so check back for news if I don't post it here!

...I wonder if Anne Heffernan is a Scientologist???

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Kabbalah Watch: Lindsay Lohan Get's Her K-Name

From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Lindsay Lohan is becoming so involved with Kabbalah, she's been give her own special name -- Rose.

Pop queen Madonna was recently reported to be mentoring Lohan and introducing her to the religion. Lohan confessed she was looking into the teachings to help her find solace in her hectic life.

According to sources, Lohan's name "is partly based on her birth date and place of birth."

Madonna's Kabbalah name is Esther.

image via Defamer

Jennifer Lopez Practices Santaria

I can not BELIEVE I forgot to share this information with you. I spoke to a Hollywood publicist a couple years ago who is well connected with JLo, she told me that Jennifer Lopez is very much into Santaria.

This just surfaced on Contact Music - not always the most reliable gossip source, but in this case I know it is true.

Superstar JENNIFER LOPEZ has cast "voodoo" spells on all her lovers past and present, according to ex-husband OJANI NOA. Noa, who was married to Lopez from 1997 to 1998, claims the singer practises Santeria, a set of religious beliefs brought to the Americas by West African slaves in the 18th and 19th centuries, which involve chanting, trance states and animal sacrifice. He alleges J.Lo used the practise to cast spells on him and insists former fiance SEAN COMBS, second husband CRIS JUDD and current spouse MARC ANTHONY have also been victims.
Speaking in a court deposition, Noa - battling Lopez over his plan to release a book about their marriage - says, "She was doing bad things to a lot of people. She was doing all this religious bulls**t to me, to Cris, to Puffy, to Anthony," the New York Daily News reports.
Last week (ends30JUN06) Lopez won an injunction banning Noa from going ahead with the memoir, just a year after he was paid $150,000 (GBP83,000) to sign an agreement to keep quiet

Read the full article plus see the printed deposition at The Smoking Gun

An interesting expose on Jennifer Lopez in The Observer back in 2003:

Nor would the actress's friends have found it surprising that when her proposed marriage to Affleck was postponed last week she would seek refuge in religion. Like hundreds of thousands of Americans with Caribbean roots, Lopez adheres to the Santeria faith, a religion of West African origin based on Catholicism and which incorporates animal blood sacrifice and rhythmic dancing - elements which left the religion open to caricature in the mainstream American media as a 'voodoo' faith.

While the world's press waited in Santa Barbara for Hollywood's wedding of the century to begin, Lopez turned up in a Los Angeles suburb at the home of Merle Gonzalez, who has been various described as her Santerist Godmother, her voodoo witchdoctor, her psychic and her crazy religious guru.

No one but Lopez and Gonzalez could have known what was said during their two hour meeting, no one except every journalist in the United States and beyond. 'Voodoo psychic adviser to J-Lo blamed for stars axing big day' screamed the headlines, which sounded utterly ridiculous to anyone in their right mind, although perhaps not to Jennifer Lopez herself. After all, she knows better than anyone what life in America is like for a Latina actress with ambition.

CONSPIRACY: Jennifer Lopez has threatened her way to major movie and music stardom through voodoo practices.

Friday, June 30, 2006

The CNN Sellout: Star Jones Trumps Everything

The ultimate Hollywood Conspiracy - entertainment news overshadows relevant, important wolrd news.

I will quote directly from the TV Squad:

Here it is, 11:18am or so, and what does CNN have on right now? Nope, not breaking news or political coverage or news on the war in Iraq. They are rerunning the Star Jones interview from last night.

This, in a word, is vile. Why is she getting so much press? Why are the news networks treating this like it's some sort of important news story, instead of a pop culture/celeb thing? It boggles the mind that CNN would interrupt their weekday sked to show this again.

Today on The Situation Room witih Wolf Blitzer: an in-depth remport on whether Kevin Federline is good for Britney Spears.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Barbara Walters Is Very Angry At Star Jones

Ok - I stand corrected on one account (or do I?) apparently, Star Jones really did suprise The View gals with her "announcement" that she's leaving.

Let's see what Barbara Walters has to say about all this (I feel like a kid scolded in school after watching her passive aggressive admonishment).

I guess Joy Behar's "I'm shocked" comment yesterday meant actually that she was shocked Star was speaking out of turn...

[via Best Week Ever]

Conspiracy: This is all a calculated PR move, as The View's rating have been dwindling for several months now.

Star Jones gives her fanasty exit speech to no one who cares

Here is the awkward and fake announcement from Star Jones yesterday...all teary-eyed that she is leaving The View.

This is classic Hollywood Conspiracy folks:
- the "interruption" was pre-planned
- all the women hate each other
- the audience was forced to stand and cheer
- Star Jones can't cry any more b/c her face is now plastic

[via Better Than Fudge]

Monday, June 26, 2006

Scientology Orientation Video!

Thanks Jossip!

No One Will Pay For (fake) Pictures of Suri Cruise

From Fox News

If like everyone else you've been wondering what happened to Suri Cruise and why we've never seen a picture of her, here is part of the answer: No one wanted to pay for her.

According to my sources, a photo shoot of Suri was offered to Wire Image, the prestigious agency, for sale to the various celebrity magazines right after the little "Mission: Impossible"/"Dawson's Creek" tyke was born in silence to her unmarried movie star parents Tom Cruise and the dazed-looking Katie Holmes.

An auction was conducted, with People, Us Weekly, Star and the lesser names like In Touch all putting in their two cents.

The Cruise auction is said to have produced not more than a $3 million bid. At that point, the offer was rescinded. The mission was termed "impossible." No further word was heard from the Cruise camp.

Exactly who from Cruise's strange inner circle initiated the contact is still unknown, although I am told the enterprise was "official." It's likely that the Church of Scientology would have gotten a cut, too, considering they like to take 10 percent of everything from their celebrity clients.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Citizens Against Davis: Brandon Can Dish It, But He Sure Can't Take It

Watch as Brandon Davis get's verbally attacked by a very gutsy woman. He's such a coward, all he can do is swear at her from the safety of his car and body guards - what a loser.