Star Jones Exposed

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Perez Hilton gushes about the National Enquirer's expose about the wicked Purple People Eater:

- She insists she didn't cheat when she quickly lost 150lbs and denies speculation she had gastric bypass surgery. Is smoking crack cheating?
- She hates dogs, even though she bought a pooch named Pinkie to win favor with pet-loving fans. Wonder who decided to name the dog "Pinkie," her or BGA [Big Gay Al]?
- One of Star's friends said: "She actually models herself on royalty - she wears a tiara whenever she can. Star loves being larger than life." Hey, with friends like that, you don't need enemies!

Conspiracy: Star Jones is her own conspiracy. She's not important enough to actually influence the world with alterior motives. Our biggest shame is actually paying attention to her and giving her press. She was way cooler with the extra pounds and a "be yourself attitude". She totally sold herself to the thin-is-in Hollywood scam and as she lost her pounds, she lost her personality. Ew.

Read a hilarious (real!) conversation with Star's agent at RadarOnline. Proof that the woman will literally do anything for money.