Happy Friday: Watch Paula Abdul Act Crazier Than A Hoot Owl

I can't really say there's a conspiracy here - other than the fact that Paula's COCA-COLA is most certainly spiked with Jack Daniels.

Watch lovely Paula act equally Idol crazy while trying to shill her Home Shopping Network jewelry.

Think Suzanne Somers meets "Glaaaadiator!!!"

Tom Cruise is Sterile

I just had a long talk with a "Hollywood Insider" who said that it is well known within the industry that Tom Cruise is sterile. This is why he and Nicole adopted their two kids.

Conspiracy: Katie Holmes did not give birth to Tom Cruise's biological baby.

Duh.

An online photo album of Celeb Scientologists

Thanks to Franklin Avenue for finding this odd, totally random section of KNBC Channel 4 Los Angeles' website. It features pictures of current and former celeb Scientologists without commentary or explanation.

Enjoy the photos, and connecting the cult dots!

It would make sense that Jada Pinkett-Smith is a secret Scientologist

Reports have come out today with comments from a long-time lesbian lover of Jada Pinkett-Smith who believes it's time for her gal pal to come out of the closet.

"Jada is a very passionate and caring woman. I believe she's with Will for the children and for her career. She loves her lifestyle and if she came out as a lesbian, it would be all over for her. Her children would be gone and her career. I love Jada more than anything and want to be with her. It's time Jada come clean. It's 2006 and I know how bad she wants to be honest to the world and stop lying! I am hoping me coming out will inspire her to do the same."
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If these accusations are true (I'm on the fence here...even through I think the Pinkett-Smiths are wierd, this could just be a shameless ploy for press from a nobody) then their affectionate connection with Tom Cruise would further back up my theory that the entertaining couple are in fact Scientologists, or at least courting the cult - as much as one can court Scientology.

I need to find out who their publicist is. Anyone know?

Conspiracy: Homosexuality is considered one of the top 3 Sins in Scientology. The cult will do anything to "change" a homosexual, and is known for arranging marriages. They also consider addiction a major sin, and Jada recently released a statement saying that "Will saved my life" from alcohol and sleeping around.

The marriage between Will & Jada may very well be a professional arrangement, if not by the cult, then by their agents.

photo via Vibe.com

The first public Scientology Royalty is Born. Be Afraid.

So Suri is here.

Interesting that they used a Hebrew name. Very Kaballah-esque.

It also means "pickpocket" in Japanese.

Did the Tom Cruise Camp fix the PARADE Magazine poll in his favor?

Read the Full article in Page Six

TOM Cruise's cronies seem to have put a lot of effort into skewing a Parade magazine poll in his favor. Parade.com recently asked online readers whether they thought Cruise was responsible for his disastrous public relations year or if it was the media's fault. A shocking 84 percent of respondents blamed the press. But Parade publicist Alexis Collado tells us: "We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers!

Just look what Tom Cruise has done to Katie Holmes

The first pic is one of their first public outings to The Ivy via Tom's "I'm really butch dammit" motorcycle (June 2005).

The second pic is Katie desperatley trying to escape the Scientology commune earlier this week (April 2006).

Sad.

photos via Go Fug Yourself

Another Fat Scientologist

D-Lister Scientologist Leah Rimini reveals how hard it was to loose her baby weight...of course Kirstie Alley is mentioned in the article as inspiration for battling her obeseity.

Conspiracy: Leah will start a publicity run about her weight to pave the ground for the gi-normous Katie Holmes. It's an easy way for "mom" scientologists to talk about raising their kids in the cult casually wrapped in the context of weight loss which is a universal concern for most new moms. Start looking for photos of Leah and Katie post Xenu Baby.

[Via Bricks & Stones] to read a scan of the article click here

The Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise Baby Conspiracy Theory

The National Ledger has posted an article culminating several theories about the mysterious cult pregnancy of Katie Holmes:

--Katie has already had the baby and is using a prop for her pregnancy
--Katie was never pregnant and the couple are set to adopt.
--Katie is ten months pregnant so it must be fake.
No Charlie Sheen didn't make these up - at least that's not alleged. But the most recent photos show a huge Katie - and here comes the conspiracies. Payton O'Brien writes on Gamblin911, "The gig is up. Has anyone ever seen a past-due pregnant woman look like this? She has a thin face, thin arms, and walks upright, as if she's carrying a lightweight pillow."

And Save Dakota Fanning thinks there are two Katies walking around - the real one and a decoy.

Conspiracy: The Scientologists will continue to amaze and terrify the public with bizarre antics by Tom Cruise balanced by seemingly "normal" antics by the Travoltas and the Fat Actress. Result? They'll wear down a significant number of people eventually and recruit a whole new generation of followers who are so damn confused they'll believe anything.

What's wrong with this quote?

Now sources tell Us that the reason Lindsay Lohan became enraged is because she sent over a round of drinks to Jessica Simpson and director Brett Ratner (After the Sunset, Rush Hour) — who were sitting at a nearby table – and neither bothered to thank her.

Says our source, “Lindsay said, ‘What’s the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk s–t about me, but now that Ashlee’s not here, what are you going to do? C’mon! I’m 19 and you’re 25. Say something, you coward!’ ”

Why did Lohan fly off the handle? How did Jessica respond?

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There has been a recent attempt to crack down on Hollywood underage drinking -
yet now Lohan can make open statements to the press about sending over drinks?
And if you say "well that doesn't mean she was drinking" you're as gullible as Katie Holmes.

To be clear, I could care less if the drinking age was lowered. I think it SHOULD be lowered, and I think pot should be legal. But until then, let's ditch the double standard, and start holding public figures to a higher standard, shall we? Forget higher standard - a LEGAL standard would suffice.