Citizens Against Davis: Brandon Can Dish It, But He Sure Can't Take It

Watch as Brandon Davis get's verbally attacked by a very gutsy woman. He's such a coward, all he can do is swear at her from the safety of his car and body guards - what a loser.

Citizens Against Davis: Public Art Project

From Goldenfiddle

Citizens Against Davis: Would YOU Sleep With This Man?

A hilarious fugging from the girls at Go Fug Yourself

It's well-documented by now what Brandon Davis was filmed saying about Lindsay Lohan -- lengthy and numerous rants disparaging her private parts and their cleanliness, announcing that he is disgusted with how poor she is because she is only worth $7 million, and spitting that he would never, ever sleep with her, before asking the videographer, "Would YOU [sleep with] her?" All the while Paris Hilton is choking on her own laughter, because there's nothing at all trashy about her...
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Citizens Against Davis: Brandon Davis Spews

We all were horrified by TMZ's video of Brandon Davis' classless, tasteless, rude, vulgar and horrifying display of immaturity. He is the grand point of Hollywood Conspiracy - why would anyone ever give Brandon Davis - who has no talent, looks, skill or intellect - the time of day on a camera???

Thus - the Hollywood Conspiracy Theorist has begun CITIZENS AGAINST DAVIS - I'd like to consider the effort much like the recall of California's Governor Gray Davis...a long campaign of mud-slinging and dirt digging.

Maybe we can just oust this creep completely.

Artwork created by the genius artist 14 at Gallery Of The Absurd.

Kabbalah Watch: Kiera Knightley Pays For The String

AHHHHH!!!

She is talented and oddly beautiful - I get that she's probably a total basket case being 21 and the darling of Hollywood and all - but did she have to do it? Why Kiera? Why?

The Pirates of the Caribbean star has been snapped wearing a red string bracelet--used by followers to protect them from the evil eye. She follows a long list of celebrity Kabbalahists including Demi Moore,Elizabeth Taylor and Stella McCartney. via Hollywood.com

LAW & ORDER Tackles Tom Cruise

Best Week Ever hunted down a great clip from Law & Order SVU that has been "ripped from the headlines" - a bi-polar girls gets in trouble when she goes off her meds after watching a celebrity freakout on a TV interview about the dangers of drugs and psychiatry.

BWE is right - the guy even looks like Tom Cruise.




Sadly, I fear we're going to have to endure future antics from Xenu-On-The-Rise Danny Masterson.

Barbara Streisand Refuses To Buy Her Own Movie Tickets

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Mega-diva Barbra Streisand and television actor James Brolin might be millionaires many times over, but don't expect them to pay $20 for a pair of movie tickets.

Arriving at the Mann Agoura Hills 8 near their Malibu estate on Friday night — apparently to see "Mission: Impossible III" — the 64-year-old singer-actress and her 65-year-old hubby wheedled their way into free seats by schmoozing the teenager in charge.

"We asked especially for you," Streisand cooed to the young man at the customer service desk, as Brolin smiled a winsome supporting-actor smile. "We haven't seen you in a while," La Streisand went on.

The flattered young man said he'd been transferred briefly to a different Mann multiplex, and added: "You're always welcome here. We'll take care of you."

Then he waved the happy couple past the ticket-takers.

Unluckily for Babs and Jim, the transaction was witnessed by paying customer Jennifer Grossman, a fellow Malibu resident and self-described "subversive right-winger" who doesn't much care for Streisand's Democratic politics.

"I just couldn't believe it," Grossman told me yesterday. "It's one thing to be comped their tickets, but it's quite another to ask to be comped, in order to save a lousy $20 bucks. But she's notorious for being this way. I wonder if she goes to Ralph's in Malibu and asks if she can have her groceries for free."

[via New York Daily News]

Oprah is not Gay (???)

Oprah recently addressed allegations that she and Gayle King are not lesbian lovers

Oprah Winfrey made it very clear that she's serious about Stedman Graham. At XM Satellite Radio's bash at the Core Club Thursday to celebrate her new channel, "Oprah & Friends," the TV titan introduced some friends, including best pal Gayle King, who'll be guests on the network come September. "You know, there are all these rumors about us being gay," Oprah said. "We are not gay. If I was gay, I would tell you." At that, King shouted out, "Should we make the announcement now?"

[via NY Daily News]

I'm on the fence about Oprah's sexuaity - personally, I think she's probably a-sexual...and is more turned on by working than anything else.

Conspiracy: I do suspect, however that Oprah has ties with Scientology. I started to be suspicious when I realized that her two favorite guests are Tom Cruise (pre couch) and John Travolta. She and John are like best friends - and John isn't best friends with many non cult people.

Let's take a look and see who is at the Legend's Ball.

I mean, how can one woman become so powerful and maintain a basically spotless reputation record? She's never really been smacked with any tabloid fodder (except her weight...like another Scientologist Kirstie Ally).

Your friendly Conspiracy Theorist has been musing about this for sometime...so more details to come as soon as I hunt them down.

UPDATE 9:46am: Oprah as God?

"She's a really hip and materialistic Mother Teresa," says Kathryn Lofton, a professor at Reed College in Portland, Ore., who has written two papers analyzing the religious aspects of Winfrey. "Oprah has emerged as a symbolic figurehead of spirituality." "She's a moral monitor, using herself as the template against which she measures the decency of a nation," Lofton says.

Click to Celebrity Religion to read more.

New BABY Cult Is Infiltrating Hollywood

Breaking: Brittany Spears has renounced her "religion" [Kabbalah] in lieu of something much more powerful - her baby.

I'm pretty sure no child wants to feel that they are their parent's sole spiritual source. I mean, that's a lot of pressure for a little tyke.

If Brit Brit wasn't into buying bracelets from Kitson & drinking over-priced water, why couldn't she just say so?

Why blame it on the kid?

Conspiracy: This proclamation has the echoes of Hollywood's uber-mom, Angelina. I predict Brittany will leave Kevin to junk out their Malibu home, and Brittany et all will flee to the protective embrace of an AIDS stircken 3rd World country, in hopes that Angelina might ask her to come sit at the cool kids lunch table and impart the secret to not giving a #$#k about your career while managing to be one of the highest paid actresses & looking stunning every hour of the day.

Katie Holmes & Lisa Rinna to follow.

Danny Masterson Now Free To Start Scientology Campaign

As I stated last Novemeber, That 70's Show is like a breeding ground for Cult-Following Celebs.

Now that the curtain has fallen on the sitcom, it looks like 3rd Generation Scientologist Danny Masterson will be using his B-grade star status to pick up where Tom Cruise left off.

Conspiracy: Will (trying to be) IT boy Wilmer Valederrama be the next recruit?

[photo via goldenfiddle]

Cruise & Holmes Are Not Getting Married

From the Awful Truth:

According to a source who plans everything from Mr. C.'s vitamin schedule to his glad-handing duties (gosh, which one's more exhaustive, the former or the latter?), Katie Holmes and Tom C. are working out, as we cyber-gossip, a respectable amount of time to remain together after Suri's arrival, until they will call it quits.

"They are not getting married," insists this Cruise insider. "Won't happen."

Scientology Boosts MI3 Box-Office Sales w/ Mass Purchase at the Arclight

Hollywood Interrupted posts this interesting tidbit

It's no secret that the weekend box office numbers were embarrassingly off for MI:3, but did anyone in Hollywood notice anything hinky going on at the ArcLight on Friday?

Hollywood, Interrupted just received an eyewitness report from a moviegoer who, while purchasing tickets for a later show that day, saw a woman in front of him in the ticket line purchase 900 tickets at a cost of just shy of $9,000 – all for the Church of Scientology!

An ArcLight guest services rep would not confirm whether or not an excessive ticket purchase like that was made, but, if anyone at a Friday screening noticed completely inappropriate cheering and shouts of “Go T.C.” during a screening, then we’ll take that as all the confirmation we need.

[Katie Holmes pic of her looking totally drugged, and letting her nursing bra hang out via Popsugar - click the picture for larger version!]

Happy Friday: Watch Tom Cruise Do The Scientology Shuffle

Tom Cruise Settles on 20 million Pre-Nup

I just read this from the Daily MailUK - so I can't confirm the exact dollar amount, as it is stated in Pounds, but it looks like the Cruise/Holmes camp has agreed on a pre-nuptual agreement:

After weeks of legal wrangling, she and Cruise have signed a £22million pre-nuptial agreement. An £8million trust has already been set up for Miss Holmes, 27, and the couple's two-week-old daughter Suri, regardless of whether the couple marry or not.

Sources say if they do marry and later divorce, Miss Holmes will receive an additional £14million from Cruise, who is said to be worth £250million.

The pre-nuptial agreement has been the subject of intense negotiations between Cruise's lawyers and Miss Holmes's father Martin, a divorce solicitor.

The discussions took so long the couple's plans to marry before their daughter was born had to be put on hold.

The wedding date has now been set for July. And with financial arrangements finally agreed, tension between Cruise and his strict Catholic in-laws-to-be has lessened.

"They were shocked that Katie got pregnant so quickly and did not like the way she had turned her back on Catholicism for Scientology. "But now this deal has been sorted out they are at least relieved that Katie and her baby will be financially secure for life, even if she doesn't marry Tom.

"Tom has also made clear to Katie's parents that he was happy to give her a chunk of his money because he feels sincere in his love for her. His attitude showed that he does love their daughter - even if they still have issues about the way she has changed since meeting him.'

Cruise, 43, similarly gave millions to his ex-wife Nicole Kidman, mother of their two adopted children, although the exact figure was never revealed.

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Kabbalah Watch: Nicole Richie at Coachella

Thanks to Celebrity Religion for pointing out the red string sighting.

I had hoped that Nicole Richie would only remain a slave to fashion - and skip the celeb cult madness - but alas, we may have another sheep in our midst.

And yes, we think that's a pipe. And no, I don't think Kabbalah has started selling Kabbalah-Blessed weed yet.


photo: Perez Hilton