Hollywood Conspiracy

Tom Cruise created a Suri decoy doll

2006-09-08T20:07:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise has revealed that he had a 'decoy' baby Suri to trick the media. The 'Mission: Impossible III' actor says that in efforts to protect his infant daughter from the media, he had a doll made to resemble baby Suri, according to reports.

Not only did Cruise and Holmes keep the baby from the media for several months, but they actually had a doll created to be a 'Suri decoy'!

Meanwhile, Katie Holmes has revealed that all the terrible rumors about her young daughter Suri are "heartbreaking".

source: Post Chronicle

Just don't even get me started on how creepy this all is. Can someone say W-I-G??

Scientologist John Travolta is Gay

2006-09-05T09:14:00.000-07:00

This is old news, but for posterity I had to post it for my conspiracy readers.

John steals a smootch from an unidentified friend before the pair boarded Travolta`s personal 707 airplane together, in Hamilton, Ontario.
He is in Toronto working for his role as "big mamma", in the new film adaptation of "Hairspray".

source: National Enquirer via Oh No They Didn't

Harrasement and Unlawful Acts by Airport Security

2006-08-16T15:09:00.000-07:00

I just came across this story by Nicholas Monahan about a terrible instance he had with his pregnant wife at the Portland Airport...her breasts were touched, she was forced to lift up her shirt in front of everyone, he was thrown in a cell and almost charged with a felony for getting angry that the security guard touched her breasts. You have to read it to believe it.

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/monahan1.html

Hillary Clinton Topless

2006-08-10T12:13:00.000-07:00

This is just so wrong on so many levels. At least it's being properly displayed at the Museum of Sex...anywhere else would be a giant finger to the art world.

via PerezHilton

Pictures of Suri / Staged Pictures of Suri

2006-08-10T11:46:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the long break kids - even Conspiracy Theorists just need to enjoy the sunshine for a bit.

ANYWAY....

X17 has let the cat out of the bag, so to speak, and release "pictures" of "Katie Holmes & Suri Cruise" looking desperate and to escape the Scientology dungeon. Are they real? Are they staged?
Who can say anymore...but they're certainly spooky.

via Celebrity Terrorist

Celebrity Freemasons & Kabbalahists

2006-07-11T16:45:00.000-07:00

Guy Richie – husband to Kabbalah cheerleader Esther / Maddona has announced his plans for a plans for a documentary about Kabbalah – with references to Albert Pike’s 1871 book “Morals & Dogma” which draws parallels between Freemasonry & Kabbalah.

Here is a quote from Albert Pike’s book:
All the truely dogmatic religions have issued from the Kabbalah and return to it: everything scientific and grand in the religious dreams of the Illuminati, Jacob Boehme, Swedenborg, Saint-Martin, and others, is borrowed from Kabbalah, all the Masonic associations owe to it their secrets and their symbols.
- Sovereign Grand Commander Albert Pike 33°
Morals and Dogma, page 744
[via Freemasonrywatch.org]

Here are just a few famous Hollywood Celebrity Freemasons [via MasonicInfo.com]:
Gene Autry
Irving Berlin
Ernest Borgnine
Nat King Cole
Clark Gable
Michael Richards (Kramer)
Peter Sellers
John Wayne
Richard Pryor

Discrepancy on Suri Cruise Birth Certificate - Nurse's License Number is Invalid

2006-07-11T15:49:00.000-07:00

From the intrepid reporters at TMZ:

The same nurse who signed the birth certificate for Tom Cruise's daughter Suri also signed the birth certificate for Brooke Shields' daughter Grier, but there's an interesting discrepancy.

Both babies were born on April 18 at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica. Anne Heffernan is the registered nurse who signed both birth certificates. As TMZ reported Monday, Heffernan, who never saw Suri, signed her birth certificate. A hospital rep says Heffernan is authorized to sign when a doctor is not available.

On the Suri Cruise certificate [link to PDF of certificate], Heffernan's license number is G48079. On the Grier Henchy certificate [link to PDF of certificate], Heffernan's license number is different -- G068399. TMZ checked with the California Board of Registered Nursing and we were told Heffernan's license number didn't match either of the birth certificates. A Board rep told TMZ Hefferman's license number is 317058.

And it gets more interesting. The Board of Registered Nursing told TMZ the license number on Grier's certificate comes back to a Dorothy Rork. The license number on Suri's birth certificate is a mystery. There is no name attached to that license number.

By the way, unlike Suri's birth certificate, Brooke Shields signed the one for her daughter. Someone listed as "Friend" signed the certificate for Suri.

Also, the hospital's policy is to file birth certificates with L.A. County within 10 days of birth. In the case of Suri, it took 20 days to file, in part because the "friend" didn't sign for 16 days. In Grier's case, Brooke herself signed two days after her birth and the certificate was filed nine days after the baby was born.

TMZ placed multiple calls to St. John's. So far, no comment.

Be sure to click these links (will open in pdf) so you can really get a good look at these birth certificates:

Suri Certificate / Grier Certificate

There are updates on the TMZ report page, so check back for news if I don't post it here!

...I wonder if Anne Heffernan is a Scientologist???

Kabbalah Watch: Lindsay Lohan Get's Her K-Name

2006-07-06T13:52:00.000-07:00

From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Lindsay Lohan is becoming so involved with Kabbalah, she's been give her own special name -- Rose.

Pop queen Madonna was recently reported to be mentoring Lohan and introducing her to the religion. Lohan confessed she was looking into the teachings to help her find solace in her hectic life.

According to sources, Lohan's name "is partly based on her birth date and place of birth."

Madonna's Kabbalah name is Esther.

image via Defamer

Jennifer Lopez Practices Santaria

2006-07-06T13:23:00.000-07:00

I can not BELIEVE I forgot to share this information with you. I spoke to a Hollywood publicist a couple years ago who is well connected with JLo, she told me that Jennifer Lopez is very much into Santaria.

This just surfaced on Contact Music - not always the most reliable gossip source, but in this case I know it is true.

Superstar JENNIFER LOPEZ has cast "voodoo" spells on all her lovers past and present, according to ex-husband OJANI NOA. Noa, who was married to Lopez from 1997 to 1998, claims the singer practises Santeria, a set of religious beliefs brought to the Americas by West African slaves in the 18th and 19th centuries, which involve chanting, trance states and animal sacrifice. He alleges J.Lo used the practise to cast spells on him and insists former fiance SEAN COMBS, second husband CRIS JUDD and current spouse MARC ANTHONY have also been victims.
Speaking in a court deposition, Noa - battling Lopez over his plan to release a book about their marriage - says, "She was doing bad things to a lot of people. She was doing all this religious bulls**t to me, to Cris, to Puffy, to Anthony," the New York Daily News reports.
Last week (ends30JUN06) Lopez won an injunction banning Noa from going ahead with the memoir, just a year after he was paid $150,000 (GBP83,000) to sign an agreement to keep quiet

Read the full article plus see the printed deposition at The Smoking Gun

An interesting expose on Jennifer Lopez in The Observer back in 2003:

Nor would the actress's friends have found it surprising that when her proposed marriage to Affleck was postponed last week she would seek refuge in religion. Like hundreds of thousands of Americans with Caribbean roots, Lopez adheres to the Santeria faith, a religion of West African origin based on Catholicism and which incorporates animal blood sacrifice and rhythmic dancing - elements which left the religion open to caricature in the mainstream American media as a 'voodoo' faith.

While the world's press waited in Santa Barbara for Hollywood's wedding of the century to begin, Lopez turned up in a Los Angeles suburb at the home of Merle Gonzalez, who has been various described as her Santerist Godmother, her voodoo witchdoctor, her psychic and her crazy religious guru.

No one but Lopez and Gonzalez could have known what was said during their two hour meeting, no one except every journalist in the United States and beyond. 'Voodoo psychic adviser to J-Lo blamed for stars axing big day' screamed the headlines, which sounded utterly ridiculous to anyone in their right mind, although perhaps not to Jennifer Lopez herself. After all, she knows better than anyone what life in America is like for a Latina actress with ambition.

CONSPIRACY: Jennifer Lopez has threatened her way to major movie and music stardom through voodoo practices.

The CNN Sellout: Star Jones Trumps Everything

2006-06-30T10:00:00.000-07:00

The ultimate Hollywood Conspiracy - entertainment news overshadows relevant, important wolrd news.

I will quote directly from the TV Squad:

Here it is, 11:18am or so, and what does CNN have on right now? Nope, not breaking news or political coverage or news on the war in Iraq. They are rerunning the Star Jones interview from last night.
This, in a word, is vile. Why is she getting so much press? Why are the news networks treating this like it's some sort of important news story, instead of a pop culture/celeb thing? It boggles the mind that CNN would interrupt their weekday sked to show this again.
Today on The Situation Room witih Wolf Blitzer: an in-depth remport on whether Kevin Federline is good for Britney Spears.

Barbara Walters Is Very Angry At Star Jones

2006-06-28T13:28:00.000-07:00

Ok - I stand corrected on one account (or do I?) apparently, Star Jones really did suprise The View gals with her "announcement" that she's leaving.

Let's see what Barbara Walters has to say about all this (I feel like a kid scolded in school after watching her passive aggressive admonishment).

I guess Joy Behar's "I'm shocked" comment yesterday meant actually that she was shocked Star was speaking out of turn...

[via Best Week Ever]

Conspiracy: This is all a calculated PR move, as The View's rating have been dwindling for several months now.

Star Jones gives her fanasty exit speech to no one who cares

2006-06-28T10:39:00.000-07:00

Here is the awkward and fake announcement from Star Jones yesterday...all teary-eyed that she is leaving The View.

This is classic Hollywood Conspiracy folks:
- the "interruption" was pre-planned
- all the women hate each other
- the audience was forced to stand and cheer
- Star Jones can't cry any more b/c her face is now plastic

[via Better Than Fudge]

Scientology Orientation Video!

2006-06-26T11:03:00.000-07:00

Thanks Jossip!

No One Will Pay For (fake) Pictures of Suri Cruise

2006-06-26T10:56:00.000-07:00

From Fox News

If like everyone else you've been wondering what happened to Suri Cruise and why we've never seen a picture of her, here is part of the answer: No one wanted to pay for her.

According to my sources, a photo shoot of Suri was offered to Wire Image, the prestigious agency, for sale to the various celebrity magazines right after the little "Mission: Impossible"/"Dawson's Creek" tyke was born in silence to her unmarried movie star parents Tom Cruise and the dazed-looking Katie Holmes.

An auction was conducted, with People, Us Weekly, Star and the lesser names like In Touch all putting in their two cents.

The Cruise auction is said to have produced not more than a $3 million bid. At that point, the offer was rescinded. The mission was termed "impossible." No further word was heard from the Cruise camp.

Exactly who from Cruise's strange inner circle initiated the contact is still unknown, although I am told the enterprise was "official." It's likely that the Church of Scientology would have gotten a cut, too, considering they like to take 10 percent of everything from their celebrity clients.

Citizens Against Davis: Brandon Can Dish It, But He Sure Can't Take It

2006-05-24T09:30:00.000-07:00

Watch as Brandon Davis get's verbally attacked by a very gutsy woman. He's such a coward, all he can do is swear at her from the safety of his car and body guards - what a loser.

Citizens Against Davis: Public Art Project

2006-05-19T09:27:00.000-07:00

From Goldenfiddle

Citizens Against Davis: Would YOU Sleep With This Man?

2006-05-19T09:15:00.000-07:00

A hilarious fugging from the girls at Go Fug Yourself

It's well-documented by now what Brandon Davis was filmed saying about Lindsay Lohan -- lengthy and numerous rants disparaging her private parts and their cleanliness, announcing that he is disgusted with how poor she is because she is only worth $7 million, and spitting that he would never, ever sleep with her, before asking the videographer, "Would YOU [sleep with] her?" All the while Paris Hilton is choking on her own laughter, because there's nothing at all trashy about her...
read the whole post here

Citizens Against Davis: Brandon Davis Spews

2006-05-19T09:04:00.000-07:00

We all were horrified by TMZ's video of Brandon Davis' classless, tasteless, rude, vulgar and horrifying display of immaturity. He is the grand point of Hollywood Conspiracy - why would anyone ever give Brandon Davis - who has no talent, looks, skill or intellect - the time of day on a camera???

Thus - the Hollywood Conspiracy Theorist has begun CITIZENS AGAINST DAVIS - I'd like to consider the effort much like the recall of California's Governor Gray Davis...a long campaign of mud-slinging and dirt digging.

Maybe we can just oust this creep completely.

Artwork created by the genius artist 14 at Gallery Of The Absurd.

Kabbalah Watch: Kiera Knightley Pays For The String

2006-05-18T09:09:00.000-07:00

AHHHHH!!!

She is talented and oddly beautiful - I get that she's probably a total basket case being 21 and the darling of Hollywood and all - but did she have to do it? Why Kiera? Why?

The Pirates of the Caribbean star has been snapped wearing a red string bracelet--used by followers to protect them from the evil eye. She follows a long list of celebrity Kabbalahists including Demi Moore,Elizabeth Taylor and Stella McCartney. via Hollywood.com

LAW & ORDER Tackles Tom Cruise

2006-05-18T08:42:00.000-07:00

Best Week Ever hunted down a great clip from Law & Order SVU that has been "ripped from the headlines" - a bi-polar girls gets in trouble when she goes off her meds after watching a celebrity freakout on a TV interview about the dangers of drugs and psychiatry.

BWE is right - the guy even looks like Tom Cruise.

Sadly, I fear we're going to have to endure future antics from Xenu-On-The-Rise Danny Masterson.

Barbara Streisand Refuses To Buy Her Own Movie Tickets

2006-05-16T09:52:00.000-07:00

This story needs no commentary.

Mega-diva Barbra Streisand and television actor James Brolin might be millionaires many times over, but don't expect them to pay $20 for a pair of movie tickets.

Arriving at the Mann Agoura Hills 8 near their Malibu estate on Friday night — apparently to see "Mission: Impossible III" — the 64-year-old singer-actress and her 65-year-old hubby wheedled their way into free seats by schmoozing the teenager in charge.
"We asked especially for you," Streisand cooed to the young man at the customer service desk, as Brolin smiled a winsome supporting-actor smile. "We haven't seen you in a while," La Streisand went on.

The flattered young man said he'd been transferred briefly to a different Mann multiplex, and added: "You're always welcome here. We'll take care of you."
Then he waved the happy couple past the ticket-takers.
Unluckily for Babs and Jim, the transaction was witnessed by paying customer Jennifer Grossman, a fellow Malibu resident and self-described "subversive right-winger" who doesn't much care for Streisand's Democratic politics.
"I just couldn't believe it," Grossman told me yesterday. "It's one thing to be comped their tickets, but it's quite another to ask to be comped, in order to save a lousy $20 bucks. But she's notorious for being this way. I wonder if she goes to Ralph's in Malibu and asks if she can have her groceries for free."
[via New York Daily News]

Oprah is not Gay (???)

2006-05-15T09:31:00.000-07:00

Oprah recently addressed allegations that she and Gayle King are not lesbian lovers

Oprah Winfrey made it very clear that she's serious about Stedman Graham. At XM Satellite Radio's bash at the Core Club Thursday to celebrate her new channel, "Oprah & Friends," the TV titan introduced some friends, including best pal Gayle King, who'll be guests on the network come September. "You know, there are all these rumors about us being gay," Oprah said. "We are not gay. If I was gay, I would tell you." At that, King shouted out, "Should we make the announcement now?"

[via NY Daily News]

I'm on the fence about Oprah's sexuaity - personally, I think she's probably a-sexual...and is more turned on by working than anything else.

Conspiracy: I do suspect, however that Oprah has ties with Scientology. I started to be suspicious when I realized that her two favorite guests are Tom Cruise (pre couch) and John Travolta. She and John are like best friends - and John isn't best friends with many non cult people.

Let's take a look and see who is at the Legend's Ball.

I mean, how can one woman become so powerful and maintain a basically spotless reputation record? She's never really been smacked with any tabloid fodder (except her weight...like another Scientologist Kirstie Ally).

Your friendly Conspiracy Theorist has been musing about this for sometime...so more details to come as soon as I hunt them down.

UPDATE 9:46am: Oprah as God?

"She's a really hip and materialistic Mother Teresa," says Kathryn Lofton, a professor at Reed College in Portland, Ore., who has written two papers analyzing the religious aspects of Winfrey. "Oprah has emerged as a symbolic figurehead of spirituality." "She's a moral monitor, using herself as the template against which she measures the decency of a nation," Lofton says.

Click to Celebrity Religion to read more.

New BABY Cult Is Infiltrating Hollywood

2006-05-15T08:41:00.000-07:00

Breaking: Brittany Spears has renounced her "religion" [Kabbalah] in lieu of something much more powerful - her baby.

I'm pretty sure no child wants to feel that they are their parent's sole spiritual source. I mean, that's a lot of pressure for a little tyke.

If Brit Brit wasn't into buying bracelets from Kitson & drinking over-priced water, why couldn't she just say so?

Why blame it on the kid?

Conspiracy: This proclamation has the echoes of Hollywood's uber-mom, Angelina. I predict Brittany will leave Kevin to junk out their Malibu home, and Brittany et all will flee to the protective embrace of an AIDS stircken 3rd World country, in hopes that Angelina might ask her to come sit at the cool kids lunch table and impart the secret to not giving a #$#k about your career while managing to be one of the highest paid actresses & looking stunning every hour of the day.

Katie Holmes & Lisa Rinna to follow.

Danny Masterson Now Free To Start Scientology Campaign

2006-05-10T09:41:00.000-07:00

As I stated last Novemeber, That 70's Show is like a breeding ground for Cult-Following Celebs.

Now that the curtain has fallen on the sitcom, it looks like 3rd Generation Scientologist Danny Masterson will be using his B-grade star status to pick up where Tom Cruise left off.

Conspiracy: Will (trying to be) IT boy Wilmer Valederrama be the next recruit?

[photo via goldenfiddle]

Cruise & Holmes Are Not Getting Married

2006-05-10T09:38:00.000-07:00

From the Awful Truth:

According to a source who plans everything from Mr. C.'s vitamin schedule to his glad-handing duties (gosh, which one's more exhaustive, the former or the latter?), Katie Holmes and Tom C. are working out, as we cyber-gossip, a respectable amount of time to remain together after Suri's arrival, until they will call it quits.
"They are not getting married," insists this Cruise insider. "Won't happen."